CSICON

CSICON, The Committee for Surrealist Investigation of Claims of the Normal, will bring you an inadequate amount of surrealist perspectives in a chaotic fashion with no strict schedules. Expect nothing, receive everything! Respect the unrespected! Batteries not included.

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    Dolph Lundgren has gone from washed-up action star to the pride of Sweden. Here’s he appearing at the terribly popular show Melodifestivalen; a bunch of shows where the Swedish entree in the Eurovision Song Contest is picked by the viewers. We at CSICON say that they should just send Dolph, it doesn’t get better than this.

    — 3 weeks ago

    Yeah, spending so much money on adding and removing plants sounds kind of dumb; but … well … You should watch the video to see what I mean.

    — 1 month ago

    Well, this movie certainly explains everything!

    … or, at least, what the Mormons believe.

    — 1 month ago
    They're here!

    An alleged mutated human body washed ashore on Plumb Island, a small island where the U.S. Government typically studies dangerous animal diseases. [Source: WPIX.com]

    I wonder when all of the other crazy mutants will be arriving. They’re well overdue!

    — 1 month ago

    “I have spoken to the officers concerned and reminded them in no uncertain terms that tobogganing on duty, on police equipment and at taxpayers’ expense is a very bad idea should they wish to progress under my command”.

    Awwww, don’t be that way. This is the kind of stuff we want the police to be doing more often! Thanks to The_Pie_In_The_Triangle who sent this video, where a bunch of police officers “join the fight against Grayface”, our way.

    If you find any video, photo, text or music that you think would be a nail in Grayface’s coffin, remember to send it to us!

    — 1 month ago

    Swedish humor from the golden 90’s. Not much Swedish spoken in the video, but in the first dialogue the blonde guy tells his kids that they are going to buy soda later, then asks the guy who works in the store about the thai prostitutes that they are supposed to have somewhere…I think that’s really all the explanation needed.

    — 1 month ago
    Can you see the fnords?

    Whatever you say, Jack. I want to cover a wall with these.

    — 1 month ago

    I will never be able to sleep again, those eyes and that mouth will haunt me in my nightmares forever. And that comes from the guy that has one of Crowley’s awful self-portraits hanging framed on his wall.

    — 1 month ago